i have discovered antigravity!

d'avid · Post by **d'avid** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:27 pm

ok bear with me first there are two laws of reality and physics
1) a buttered piece of toast always lands butter side down
2) a cat always lands on its feet

so all you need to do is strap some toast butter side up to your cat and drop it, the cat will fall to certain height and than as the butter and cats feet fight to be on the floor the cat will gently spin in the air (dont worry your cat will enjoy this and begin purring) now to go down add more butter to go up remove butter

many advanced civilisations already use this to power there space crafts (that wierd hum many spotters have documented is actualy the purring)

ofcourse there is a problem with this,should the cat chew through straps holding the toast then the anti gravity device fails (the cat will land on its feet which will not be too good for the cat for long given a few tons of ufo and really pissed aliens will be coming down on it fast)

excuse the poor wording its not a cut and paste

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:16 am

what if the cat tries to eat the toast?

Erougn · Post by **Erougn** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:20 am

What if a dog comes by and licks the butter off the toast, thus negating it's properties? Butter and kitties, YUM!

d'avid · Post by **d'avid** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:41 pm

Erougn wrote:What if a dog comes by and licks the butter off the toast, thus negating it's properties? Butter and kitties, YUM!

thats why all intelegent people have cats and not dogs lol

yeah the cat eating the toast would be a problem, the tip is to keep ur anti gravity device well fed (and away from primatives with dogs ofcourse)

Santos · Post by **Santos** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:59 pm

Wouldn't it be easier to just butter both sides of a piece of toast?

d'avid · Post by **d'avid** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:11 am

telemchus wrote:Wouldn't it be easier to just butter both sides of a piece of toast?

it would never work how would u make it purr?

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:14 am

telemchus wrote:Wouldn't it be easier to just butter both sides of a piece of toast?

either the toast would just fall to the ground or it would cause an anamoly in space-time.