I Hate Cats (No offense D'avid, my doG made me type it)

Erougn · Post by **Erougn** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:48 pm

Here's a coupla jokes for the dog lovers;

How do you save a cat from drowning?

Take your foot off his head

Why did the cat cross the road?

He was stapled to a chicken

How do you get a cat out of a tree?

Cut the noose

ENJOY/ DISCUSS/ ADD

d'avid · Post by **d'avid** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:27 pm

i had forgotten to remove RID forum from my start up tabs in fire fox, im kinda glad i did i saw the replies by you and lex, that cheered me up no end
i like the dog jokes ! though i cant repeat them to my cats (they would get upset and demand justice!)
i shant post it here again but google cat diary it was the one that got deleted and the best of all then google dog diary sometimes found on the same sites i believe that says it all

and thank you for the nice posts (how anyone can believe a spam bot would post jokes is beyond me but meh lol)

i might take the odd tentitive look into the forum now and again but i doubt i will share my humour (was that cheering i heard?)

Erougn · Post by **Erougn** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:37 pm

d'avid wrote: (was that cheering i heard?)

Buster says kitties lose puppies win! Fear the Puppy!

Santos · Post by **Santos** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:29 pm

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:32 pm

I personally prefer things that don't lose hair, or skin for that matter. Turtles seem good.