The GAT Thread

Waucod Meesman · Post by **Waucod Meesman** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:36 pm

say what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dragonus · Post by **Dragonus** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:52 pm

Waucod Meesman wrote:say what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

lol yea... no one ever fights ... cuz of location.. and best part is, school aint a broke ass dump ,

Ri'Me · Post by **Ri'Me** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:18 pm

My school was on the east side, Eastdale.. aka Eastjail... fights break out daily.. on my brother's first day there a paddy wagon was parked outside the school and cops were taking notes or something, probably for a fight that broke out who knows.. it's a rough school.

Dragonus · Post by **Dragonus** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:05 pm

Waucod Meesman wrote:say what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

umm dats why i told u there were sniper people during 9/11 o-0

Kurke_Aumea · Post by **Kurke_Aumea** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:00 pm

Here's the class prank I told my one friend to pull before he graduates...

Step 1: Get about 1,000 condoms from Planned Parenthood. They are free and also happen to be the most unsafe condom on the market, so they won't be missed.

Step 2: Fill all of the condoms up with helium and tie them up. They will look like balloons... Just with a reservoir tip.

Step 3: Let all of the condoms loose in your gym/multipurpose room (any room wth a ceiling higher than 20 feet preferably. If all goes well, you will have 1,000 condoms stuck to the ceiling.

Step 4: Laugh as you watch the janitor try to pop them one by one...

For key effect, release the condoms before some sort of special event like a basketball game or an awards ceremony.

And what is the point of all of this? Good, clean, harmless fun! OK, if they catch you, you might end up on a one day suspension or something (the worse they ould do is make you clean them up), but it would be funny as hell. By the way, if you do get caught, you devised the plan in 4th period study hall with your friends... Any mention of me will result in full denial on my behalf.

One more piece of advice, do it before you turn 18. In a sue-happy America, do it while you can still get away with it. Knowing someone, they'd book you on vandalizing public property... 'Tis a sad day when you could serve jail time for releasing helium inflated condoms in a public school's auditorium...

On a lighter note, condoms are the 21st century's rubber chicken. Use them wisely and you will laugh your ass off till you pass out from a lack of oxygen.

Dragonus · Post by **Dragonus** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:06 pm

im srry but dats retarted ... how can u blow up 1k condoms and not get caught o-0

Kurke_Aumea · Post by **Kurke_Aumea** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:22 pm

No one said you do it at the school...

You blow them up somewhere else (frankly, I don't care where) and then cart them in secretly when no one is looking. For instance, the drama club at my high school had free access to our auditorium. So, if I knew someone in drama club, they could help me sneak everything in and then release the goods when the time is right.

Sheesh, you kids these days. You're either so fucked up you belong in a mental institute or you are so shaped by the rules placed in front of you, you lack the creativity to pull off some seriously fun pranks. Don't be afraid to think outside the box.

But hey, if putting a condom on a statue's finger is what you consider living on the wild side, all the power to you.

Dragonus · Post by **Dragonus** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:25 pm

Kurke_Aumea wrote:No one said you do it at the school...

You blow them up somewhere else (frankly, I don't care where) and then cart them in secretly when no one is looking. For instance, the drama club at my high school had free access to our auditorium. So, if I knew someone in drama club, they could help me sneak everything in and then release the goods when the time is right.

Sheesh, you kids these days. You're either so fucked up you belong in a mental institute or you are so shaped by the rules placed in front of you, you lack the creativity to pull off some seriously fun pranks. Don't be afraid to think outside the box.

But hey, if putting a condom on a statue's finger is what you consider living on the wild side, all the power to you.

hey if u read my post and kno were i go you wouldnt want to do anything lol.... but yess i have done some crazy things.. back in middle school .. my friends threw a stink bomb into a rehab office and guess wat we got cought 0-0.. worst day ever... ive gone egging 2 blocks away from school

but never a prank in school

Ri'Me · Post by **Ri'Me** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:30 pm

I never did any of that stuff.. however I did miss ALOT of school, and hardly did any work while I was there :mrgreen:

Kurke_Aumea · Post by **Kurke_Aumea** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:48 pm

Oh yes, they are going to arrest you at gun point and hall you away in a police cruiser by officers in bullet proof vests while snipers on the roof tops scope out your accomplices just because you filled up some condoms with helium and let them float to the ceiling of your auditorium...

See, this is what I'm talking about. You've grown up with all these strict ass rules in place because we are paranoid out the ass that you forgot what it's like to have some harmless fun. Shit, it's not like you are trying to cause some sort of bodily harm, all you want to do is just have some perverted fun where no one gets hurt and just have a good laugh.

Santos · Post by **Santos** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:23 pm

Kurke_Aumea wrote:
telemchus wrote:Bah your schools crazy, best we did was climb up a statue of the schools founder and put a condum on his outstreched pointer finger.

Oh wow, living on the wild side aren't you???

Seriously, if you want some condom pranks, let me know. I've got a lot of unused ideas that can be a lot of harmless fun.

Last years senior prank was unleashing a few hundred crickets into the library, and the geeks did something like hacking into the computer system and opening porn all over the place.

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:30 pm

well my school is full of rednecks. Oh yea I think I just beat you all.

Kurke_Aumea · Post by **Kurke_Aumea** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:34 pm

Apium wrote:well my school is full of rednecks. Oh yea I think I just beat you all.

One day have eveyrone drive their tractors to school. We've done it before... It really pissed off our principal... lol

And Tele, I like the circkets. Very nice. The porn thing is flat out asking for a long term suspension at my school district though. But the crickets are golden.

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:42 pm

Kurke_Aumea wrote:
Apium wrote:well my school is full of rednecks. Oh yea I think I just beat you all.

One day have eveyrone drive their tractors to school. We've done it before... It really pissed off our principal... lol

And Tele, I like the circkets. Very nice. The porn thing is flat out asking for a long term suspension at my school district though. But the crickets are golden.

wtf damn your school is full of rednecks. I was refering to the rednecks, which are a new breed. They don't have tractors, they have big trucks.

Kurke_Aumea · Post by **Kurke_Aumea** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:11 pm

Apium wrote:wtf damn your school is full of rednecks. I was refering to the rednecks, which are a new breed. They don't have tractors, they have big trucks.

We already drive trucks, so we have to switch it up by driving tractors to school.