RID party (bring your red/black hawtpants)

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:05 pm

j/k lexx

/whisper no seriously bring em

Since lexx logged really fast I thought I would post this. RID party tommorrow which is friday at 7pm est in Fort Oasis in the cantina. Wear your RID uniform. We are just partying, there may be some drunken bar brawls and such. Just be careful around my beer. If anyone hears me say "that women is looking good" refering to bizob please please cut me off. If I drink enough to make bizob look good I'm way over my budget.

If no one shows up well the one man party is right here.

Waucod Meesman · Post by **Waucod Meesman** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:07 pm

Hey get me a comp that can hold SWG and I am there to fight you in a bar fight!!!!

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:14 pm

Waucod Meesman wrote:Hey get me a comp that can hold SWG and I am there to fight you in a bar fight!!!!

bring it! I'll try to keep my lightsaber in my pants. No no no get your mind out of the gutter! I mean my light up lightsaber. No damnit stay focused. The lightsaber that can kill people. Ok I give up.......you perverted freaks *mumbles some stuff*

Waucod Meesman · Post by **Waucod Meesman** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:35 am

I could so take you out from my old days of swgness

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:09 pm

Waucod Meesman wrote:I could so take you out from my old days of swgness

anyone could take me out in the old days it took me over a year to master fencer.

Waucod Meesman · Post by **Waucod Meesman** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:33 pm

lol I almost had master Carbineer before CU

Amaroo · Post by **Amaroo** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:23 pm

Apium wrote:
Waucod Meesman wrote:I could so take you out from my old days of swgness

anyone could take me out in the old days it took me over a year to master fencer.

Good lord man! A year...christ, took me about 4-5 hours...Savage Quenkers FTW!

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:43 pm

Amaroo wrote:
Apium wrote:
Waucod Meesman wrote:I could so take you out from my old days of swgness

anyone could take me out in the old days it took me over a year to master fencer.

Good lord man! A year...christ, took me about 4-5 hours...Savage Quenkers FTW!

o yea, but i mastered doctor in a day(which was longer b/c of crafting) and got tkm in 4 hours.

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:35 pm

You guys should be ashamed, ashamed I say. There were more rebels at the party than RID/imperials. Well we did get a new recruit besides if it hadnt been for that I would be very mad right now.

And if anyone is keeping score for my swg womanizing skills it now goes like this:
Women who have been scared by Apium's amazing sexyness: approximately 3.789
Women who have completely ignored Apium even though he was wearing red and black hawtpants: 1
Women who have been forced to take a step back from Apium due to the heat radiating from his sexy body: 4
Women who have fallen in love with Apium due to the many reasons there are to fall in love with Apium:5

Kurke_Aumea · Post by **Kurke_Aumea** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:36 pm

Apium wrote:You guys should be ashamed, ashamed I say. There were more rebels at the party than RID/imperials. Well we did get a new recruit besides if it hadnt been for that I would be very mad right now.

And if anyone is keeping score for my swg womanizing skills it now goes like this:
Women who have been scared by Apium's amazing sexyness: approximately 3.789
Women who have completely ignored Apium even though he was wearing red and black hawtpants: 1
Women who have been forced to take a step back from Apium due to the heat radiating from his sexy body: 4
Women who have fallen in love with Apium due to the many reasons there are to fall in love with Apium:5

Watching Apium make an ass out of himself while trying to hook up with guys pretending to be women: PRICELESS!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist!!!

Waucod Meesman · Post by **Waucod Meesman** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:12 pm

What happened to the straightness people?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Am I all alone as a heterosexual on these boards?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:22 pm

Kurke_Aumea wrote:
Apium wrote:You guys should be ashamed, ashamed I say. There were more rebels at the party than RID/imperials. Well we did get a new recruit besides if it hadnt been for that I would be very mad right now.

And if anyone is keeping score for my swg womanizing skills it now goes like this:
Women who have been scared by Apium's amazing sexyness: approximately 3.789
Women who have completely ignored Apium even though he was wearing red and black hawtpants: 1
Women who have been forced to take a step back from Apium due to the heat radiating from his sexy body: 4
Women who have fallen in love with Apium due to the many reasons there are to fall in love with Apium:5

Watching Apium make an ass out of himself while trying to hook up with guys pretending to be women: PRICELESS!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist!!!

I offer no retort b/c its most likely true. Doesn't really make a difference I do the same thing I do in real life in game, its good practice. The stats are about the same too lol. Even the hawtpants one.

Apium · Post by **Apium** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:24 pm

Waucod Meesman wrote:What happened to the straightness people?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Am I all alone as a heterosexual on these boards?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

See thats not how it goes. The person who acts the gayest is actually the straightest. Then again the person who acts gayest could just be gay. But most of the time the people who act gay are really straight.

Erougn · Post by **Erougn** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:47 am

I was there, it was hilarious. Apium was making some legendary moves on anything that walked or crawled in there. Matron was a dancin' fool. Until I got so drunk I had to log off, it seemed like a really good time and had more people there than 99% of the parties I've seen!

Kurke_Aumea · Post by **Kurke_Aumea** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:50 am

You know you've played SWG too much when you take a drink every time your character does.

Pace yourself. Drink responsibly.