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I've seen some really funny smack talk that really pisses people off. Here's a couple examples:
THE EMPEROR ROUTINE
n00b: u mutherfuker cheter!
you: Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
noob: STFU u ashole!
you: Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
noob: WTF I'l kil u
you: Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side. You have paid the price for your lack of vision.
noob: *(&#$^(@
you: Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
Macro, rinse and repeat. It's pretty funny, especially when they realize you are using the same lines over and over.
SAYS THE DEAD MAN
This one is great if you just killed someone and they are talking smack. Just reply 'says the dead man' to every tell you get.
wanker: You fucker! I could have totally kicked your ass if you hadn't brought gank squad.
you: says the dead man
wanker: WTF. You're so full of shit. I could totally fucking kill you in a duel.
you: says the dead man[/b]
THE EMPEROR ROUTINE
n00b: u mutherfuker cheter!
you: Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
noob: STFU u ashole!
you: Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
noob: WTF I'l kil u
you: Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side. You have paid the price for your lack of vision.
noob: *(&#$^(@
you: Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
Macro, rinse and repeat. It's pretty funny, especially when they realize you are using the same lines over and over.
SAYS THE DEAD MAN
This one is great if you just killed someone and they are talking smack. Just reply 'says the dead man' to every tell you get.
wanker: You fucker! I could have totally kicked your ass if you hadn't brought gank squad.
you: says the dead man
wanker: WTF. You're so full of shit. I could totally fucking kill you in a duel.
you: says the dead man[/b]

I got in trouble yesterday smack talking by LEXX... he yelled at me... Lol sorry lexx... But CHUMA screw that shiz i'm taking his arsh down.. That freaken low life leech of an Imp... Sucking the life outta the glory of the empire He is...
Yeah and everyone remember to blame the rebels for whats going on in Iraq not BUSH!!!
Yeah and everyone remember to blame the rebels for whats going on in Iraq not BUSH!!!
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