God, I have too much time on my hands.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun May 08, 2005 9:20 pm

This is the transcript of the situation during the celebration at Fort Ironwolf which caused former guild member Mi’ke to remove himself. It spans the point from when I walked into the room to when I had had enough and left (which is pretty much at the end of the whole thing). The background is that Mi’ke is accusing ‘Alexander of being with the Black Sun and he is trying to convince Lexx. Keep in mind that they are role playing up to the point where Mi’ke lost it. I think you can figure out where.

This is the unbiased fact of the matter.

MI'KE: But please.
QUALROH: Mi’ke may I suggest you get out of this building before I loose my mind and you leave in pieces. I’m out of patience.
MI'KE: Just remove your clothing please.
LEXX: Ahem.
MI'KE: I am out of patience also.
LEXX: That won’t be necessary.
'ALEXANDER: Just lock him up in a mental institution.
MI'KE: I am not insane, Sir.
MI'KE: I swear.
LEXX: Alright.
LEXX: I believe ya.
LEXX: Just follow me out.
LEXX: The heats getting to you.
'ALEXANDER: I know the Empire has a nice one on Kessel.
<Qualroh clenches her fists and her teeth>
MI'KE: He said he is involved with a secret organization and he has been selling ancient relics.
MI'KE: Sir!!!
LEXX: I…see.
LEXX: Where have you heard this?
MI'KE: I beg of you sir.
<’Alexander grabs Mi’ke and throws him against the wall>
MI'KE: He admitted these things.
<Mi’ke slaps ‘Alexander in the face with a swift backhand>
'ALEXANDER: Do not make me angry.
LEXX: Now now.
LEXX: No need for violence.
MI'KE: Don’t touch me, Black Sun scum.
'ALEXANDER: Another count of assault.
<Lexx takes the syringe out of his pocket>
MI'KE: I do not want to have to disobey my officer by slaughtering you.
MI'KE: No.
'ALEXANDER: I have a great cure for insanity.
'ALEXANDER: But it places you in a coma as well.
'ALEXANDER: Oh well hehe.
'ALEXANDER: May I use it?
LEXX: Alright Mi’ke.
QUALROH: Hacen! Get him!
LEXX: Allow me to speak to ‘Alexander.
'ALEXANDER: May I use the cure?
LEXX: Alright ‘Alexander.
'ALEXANDER: It will put him in a coma though.
QUALROH: I knew I should have brought my medical kit.
LEXX: Do you have any affiliations with the Black Sun?
'ALEXANDER: I don’t think it will be a problem.
'ALEXANDER: No.
'ALEXANDER: I work alone.
<Lexx nods at ‘Alexander>
MI'KE: Liar.
<’Alexander takes out a needle>
MI'KE: You said you are involved with a secret organization.
LEXX: When did you start speaking to Mi’ke?
'ALEXANDER: Don’t make me use this.
<Qualroh blocks off the stairs>
LEXX: ‘Alexander.
'ALEXANDER: Lock him up.
LEXX: There is only one way to settle this.
'ALEXANDER: Yes officer?
'ALEXANDER: I’m listening.
LEXX: To prove Mi’ke wrong, we must see if you have a tattoo on your back.
<’Alexander sighs>
'ALEXANDER: Very well.
QUALROH: Mi’ke get away from him.
-----At this point ‘Alexander took off his shirt-----
'ALEXANDER: See.
'ALEXANDER: No tattoo.
MI'KE: ((unequip your clothing)).
'ALEXANDER: I did.
MI'KE: Wait.
<Mi’ke pulls out a rag>
MI'KE: I’ll be right back.
'ALEXANDER: May I put it back on again?
<Mi’ke dips the rag in water>
<Mi’ke wipes his lower back>
MI'KE: THERE!!!
'ALEXANDER: What in the..?
MI'KE: There it is.
MI'KE: It was covered in makeup.
LEXX: Hmm.
LEXX: You’re right.
'ALEXANDER: Really?
MI'KE: I told you.
LEXX: I see it.
MI'KE: I am not insane.
'ALEXANDER: What?
MI'KE: I am in perfect mental condition.
'ALEXANDER: He probably put it on with that rag!
QUALROH: Let me see.
MI'KE: How could I.
MI'KE: Examine the rag if you want.
QUALROH: Sir turn around.
MI'KE: Here Sir.
<Mi’ke hands the rag to Lexx>
<Qualroh rubs at the mark and rubs it right off>
<Lexx takes the rag>
QUALROH: MmmmHmmm.
MI'KE: You can do whatever you want to it.
'ALEXANDER: See!
MI'KE: It is just a rag dipped in their water.
-----Erich’ walked into the room at this time-----
ERICH': What’s going on here?
QUALROH: Erich’, give Mi’ke the boot.
'ALEXANDER: No.
'ALEXANDER: Place him in jail.
MI'KE: ((What?))
LEXX: Nothing sir, just a minor issue.
'ALEXANDER: Or something.
QUALROH: ‘Alexander, I sincerely apologize.
MI'KE: You are crazy.
'ALEXANDER: No problem.
LEXX: Alright then.
MI'KE: Do you not see that tattoo?
MI'KE: My officer sees it also.
LEXX: Apparently this was all just a misunderstanding then.
QUALROH: It’s not a real tattoo.
LEXX: Well.
'ALEXANDER: Now please throw him in prison.
LEXX: I *did* see it.
'ALEXANDER: He needs help.
MI'KE: Yes it is.
'ALEXANDER: And I can use the needle.
'ALEXANDER: To do it.
'ALEXANDER: But he may be in a coma for a while.
QUALROH: Erich’. Please.
QUALROH: Get this man out of here.
'ALEXANDER: And my profession.
MI'KE: I am not insane.
'ALEXANDER: I am a spy for hire.
LEXX: Yes.
'ALEXANDER: I get hired by the Empire most of the time.
LEXX: I DO see the tattoo.
LEXX: However, how can we prove that he is a Black Sun?
'ALEXANDER: I have my documents right here.
<’Alexander hands her the documents>
MI'KE: The tattoo.
ERICH': What is going on?
<Lexx ponders>
'ALEXANDER: May I sit down? I have very bad legs and cannot stand for long.
MI'KE: This man is a Black Sun agent.
LEXX: Yes, have a seat please.
MI'KE: In the interrogation room downstairs.
QUALROH: Go ahead ‘Alexander.
'ALEXANDER: Thank you.
ERICH': Take a seat right here.
MI'KE: You allow a Black Sun to sit down.
'ALEXANDER: But I do have a tattoo.
'ALEXANDER: From the Serocco War.
'ALEXANDER: 60 years ago.
ERICH': This is my office…I’ll do what I want thank you.
'ALEXANDER: Do you know Shwartze?
MI'KE: You don’t look a day over 35.
LEXX: Perhaps it would be best not to arise too much attention, Warrant Officer Mi’ke.
ERICH': Now everyone shut up.
QUALROH: Mi’ke you have been asked to leave numerous times by the Lt. Col.
'ALEXANDER: It’s surgery.
MI'KE: I. AM. NOT. CRAZY.
ERICH': Lexx, please explain what’s up.
LEXX: Alright.
'ALEXANDER: I got it during the war with Amme and his “vigilantes”.
'ALEXANDER: They called me a old man.
'ALEXANDER: I hate that!
LEXX: Mi’ke claims ‘Alexander is a Black Sun agent.
QUALROH: It’s alright ‘Alexander.
MI'KE: I know he is.
MI'KE: There is proof on his back.
'ALEXANDER: Well.
MI'KE: Right now.
QUALROH: Can I get you anything?
ERICH': Sir, can I see your ID please?
<’Alexander takes out some military rations>
'ALEXANDER: ((Me?))
<’Alexander eats some>
ERICH': ((Yes.))
<’Alexander takes out his ID>
<’Alexander hands him it>
<Erich’ looks at his ID>
ERICH': Thank you….
ERICH': I will put this to rest now….
LEXX: Yes, perhaps we should call it a night.
<Mi’ke aims his gun to ‘Alexander>
LEXX: I’m being called for duties on the planet Lok.
MI'KE: YOU ARE A BLACK SUN.
'ALEXANDER: Now Mi’ke is threatening me with a gun.
<Qualroh steps in the way>
MI'KE: BACK AWAY.
MI'KE: OR I WILL KILL HIM.
MI'KE: I’LL SHOOT YOU THEN.
'ALEXANDER: He is insane.
<Erich’ checks for info on ‘Alexander on the Inquisitor Issue Main Systems Databank>
LEXX: Okay, lets take a deep breath.
MI'KE: I AM THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE.
<’Alexander shoots him with a Hold-out blaster>
MI'KE: Step back Lexx.
QUALROH: Erich…….
MI'KE: Please.
'ALEXANDER: ((You’re unconscious.))
QUALROH: Security please.
ERICH': Hey now…did I give anyone permission to shoot in my office?
'ALEXANDER: He is trying to kill me.
'ALEXANDER: It’s self defence.
QUALROH: He’s trying to kill us all actually.
<’Alexander fires the hold-out blaster again>
MI'KE: I dodged it.
MI'KE: I am a TKA.
LEXX: I’ll need to stick with Mi’ke ladies and gentlemen.
MI'KE: I can dodge easily.
LEXX: He has been giving more evidence than ‘Alexander.
MI'KE: I can’t trust you immediately.
'ALEXANDER: Then I have no choice.
ERICH': ‘Alexander, please come over here.
QUALROH: I give up.
MI'KE: Please back away a bit Lexx.
MI'KE: No offense.
'ALEXANDER: Y.
MI'KE: If you understand.
<Lexx grins>
LEXX: Of course.
'ALEXANDER: You need to stop him!
ERICH': Just stay here while I have thinks run….
MI'KE: SCUM.
'ALEXANDER: Use your turret defense system.
ERICH': Mi’ke leave this room.
<’Alexander knocks him out>
MI'KE: YOU ARE A BLACK SUN SPY IN HERE.
MI'KE: AND NOT AN IMPERIAL.
<’Alexander throws him on the ground>
MI'KE: ((You can’t metagame like that.))
ERICH': This is my room…not an imperial room.
'ALEXANDER: ((I know, I just can’t stop you.))
MI'KE: ((Why do you refuse to rp Black Sun? Lexx says you refuse.))
MI'KE: Rusa.
MI'KE: Are you siding with me?
'ALEXANDER: ((I never like the Black Sun, and this makes RP more interesting.))
MI'KE: Or them.
LEXX: ((To be fair, he refused to RP a Black Sun as much as you’d refuse to RP a rebel Mi’ke : (
MI'KE: ((WELL I AM AN IMPERIAL.))
RUSAKALLABIRRL: I side with you.
MI'KE: ((Sorry for the caps.))
LEXX: ((Yes, but you could be a spy : P))
RUSAKALLABIRRL: But I do not know the whole truth.
LEXX: Truth is, we don’t have any proof.
MI'KE: The truth is, ‘Alexander is a Black Sun agent.
'ALEXANDER: That’s it.
LEXX: So Mi’ke is just as sane as the next guy, and vice versa.
'ALEXANDER: I’m leaving.
ERICH': Stop it.
MI'KE: He said he was involved with a secret organization and he was selling ancient relics.
'ALEXANDER: And you’re insane.
MI'KE: I won’t let you.
'ALEXANDER: Evens out.
<Erich’ pulls out a weapon and aims at the head of Mi’ke>
MI'KE: I shall use force.
ERICH': Stop it…this is my office.
<’Alexander takes out a clone helmet>
LEXX: Let’s call it a night folks.
'ALEXANDER: There.
LEXX: We don’t want any blood shed.
'ALEXANDER: Relic.
<Mi’ke aims his gun at ‘Alexander>
<’Alexander puts it away>
'ALEXANDER: Good bye.
MI'KE: I will shoot him.
MI'KE: If you try to shoot me.
'ALEXANDER: Bad idea.
<Qualroh grabs the gun and hauls it away from ‘Alexander>
QUALROH: I have FUCKING HAD IT.
ERICH': Group.
MI'KE: I have more guns.
QUALROH: ‘Alexander you’re free to go.
ERICH': Trooper…escort ‘Alexander out safely.
MI'KE: NO YOU’RE NOT.
'ALEXANDER: Thank you.
MI'KE: ((God, don’t get angry. We are only rping.))
MI'KE: ((Calm down.))
QUALROH: ((You are ignoring everything that’s being done, and forcing someone to do something they don’t want to.))
QUALROH: ((I’m done here.))
ERICH': He is free to go…If you have him in your own territory, then fine, I can’t do anything…but he’s in mine….
MI'KE: ((Though, do you know how PISSED I am!!! MAKING MY CAR LOOK INSANE.))
QUALROH: ‘Alexander, shall we?
'ALEXANDER: ((Ah forget this, I can be hunting right now.))
MI'KE: ((Who gives a shit if he won’t RP Black Sun.))
'ALEXANDER: And by the way.
MI'KE: ((Duel me.))
LEXX: Mi’ke, with all fairness, you can’t force him to RP a Black Sun.
QUALROH: ((And you won’t leave when ordered. You’re making yourself look insane.))
MI'KE: ((Duel me.))
MI'KE: ((Duel me.))
MI'KE: ((Duel me.))
MI'KE: ((Duel me.))
QUALROH: ((I’m done here. I’ve had it.))
'ALEXANDER: Look.
'ALEXANDER: Relic.
MI'KE: Ok.
MI'KE: ((This is so fucked up. YOU ALL CANNOT RP.))
<’Alexander smashes the controls on Mi’ke’s swoop>
LEXX: Mi’ke relax.
'ALEXANDER: Ha!
MI'KE: ((I AM PISSED.))
'ALEXANDER: I have had this game since beta one.
QUALROH: ((I’m pissed you ruined an event for me.))
'ALEXANDER: And I have RPed since then.
'ALEXANDER: So I do know roleplaying.
<’Alexander gives Mi’ke an unknown salute>
MI'KE: ((Fuck you, Alex.))
LEXX: Mi’ke
LEXX: You’re getting out of line.
LEXX: Stop it please.
MI'KE: ((As are they.))
LEXX: Mi’ke, please.
LEXX: That’s rude.
MI'KE: ((I worked hard making my char to gain a rep of sanity.))
MI'KE: ((They ruin it.))
LEXX: You can’t force someone to RP a Black Sun, and then talk to him like that.
LEXX: Mi’ke, if it’s RP, no one will really think you’re insane.
MI'KE: They forced me to look insane.
MI'KE: I don’t care if it is one rp session.
LEXX: Mi’ke, Alex would look just as insane if he was forced to play something you wanted him to.
MI'KE: I am pissed.
MI'KE: Because from now on, they will look at my char as insane.
MI'KE: And tell their friends.
LEXX: How would you feel if I forced you to RP something that you didn’t want your character to be?
MI'KE: Or whatever.
MI'KE: You did at first.
LEXX: What I forced you to RP an insane guy?
MI'KE: By making me look insane.
MI'KE: That is forcing someone to rp.

I left at this point, but so did Lexx and Mi’ke shortly after.

Discuss amongst yourselves…

Xan · Post by **Xan** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:11 am

we dont need him, wre better off without him

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:53 pm

Yes, absolutely.
I just wanted to get the whole truth and nothing but before Mi'ke feels like bad mouthing Lexx. I wanted people to see that Mi'ke was indeed the one who was being irrational. Not that Lexx's mail about the situation didn't sum it up well enough

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Xan · Post by **Xan** » Mon May 09, 2005 3:07 pm

when it comes to anything having any connection with our guild i think we should just not have roleplaying Whatsoever, i have played many games and roleplaying can lead to many problems when it gets overdone or out of control.

Post by **Lexx Yovel** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:07 pm

You may notice throughout the script that I'm flipping sides between XIII and Mi'ke. Mi'ke kept sending me tells to side with him, and he felt really strongly that they had "ruined his RP character." In tells I told him that he's basically controlling people, and so he left RID.

Also, is it true that he wished for RID to "fall" in guild chat after he left?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:44 pm

Just checked. Mi'ke didn't say that at least not in guild chat or any other tabs I could monitor. He did swear you out, Lexx, along with gangstafied, though.

Post by **Lexx Yovel** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:46 pm

Gangstafied, why him?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 7:44 pm

Gangstafied said something along the lines of:
Just get out of RID then and stop spamming the guild chat.
Mi'ke responed:
SHUT THE FUCK UP GANGSTA

I'll say this, he certainly likes his caps

Post by **Lexx Yovel** » Mon May 09, 2005 7:46 pm

I think he really is insane...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 09, 2005 8:32 pm

roflmao

Xan · Post by **Xan** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:34 am

god too many of the teens these days have anger problems..you shouldve seen one kid that used to be in my clan. Name was Hostile, fit his personality real well. he got the boot.

Santos · Post by **Santos** » Tue May 10, 2005 1:52 pm

Yeah, you no me, always hostile! Hey look, a rebel squadron invading our city! I wonder if theyd like some tea and cookies...

Kurke_Aumea · Post by **Kurke_Aumea** » Tue May 10, 2005 2:46 pm

That transcript above is one of the many reasons why I don't roleplay...

I'd rather sit and talk to the people behind the characters than pretend to be some bad @$$ imperial colonel or something. I've met a whole lot of very nice (and sometimes bad) people while playing SWG. And the majority of those people are peeps who don't roleplay. Oddly, it's the ones who do roleplay who give me a monster headache.

Then again, roleplaying in an online game seems better than dressing up like an elf and going off into the woods and pretending to be something out of Lord of the Rings. No offense to anybody that does that kind of stuff, but it just ain't my thing.

Leviathen · Post by **Leviathen** » Tue May 10, 2005 3:11 pm

I think I got out just in time

He definatly did try and force himt o roleplay a blacksun, and he defiantly did look insane

Post by **Lexx Yovel** » Tue May 10, 2005 3:40 pm

It's important not to stereo type RP'ers, it really depends on how you go about it. XIII is an RP guild but it doesnt get too obsesive when we speak in meetings. As long as we dont say things like "uber," or "leet," it doesn't get too annoying.

Mi'ke however was one newbie RP'er who felt the need to control the scenario, I wanted him to be quiet, yet he kept on ignoring me. After the incident, I was just about ready to remove him myself. Wasn't surprised to see him gone the next day.

Also whats funny is next day he spoke to me like nothing happened