i have discovered antigravity!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:27 pm
ok bear with me first there are two laws of reality and physics
1) a buttered piece of toast always lands butter side down
2) a cat always lands on its feet
so all you need to do is strap some toast butter side up to your cat and drop it, the cat will fall to certain height and than as the butter and cats feet fight to be on the floor the cat will gently spin in the air (dont worry your cat will enjoy this and begin purring) now to go down add more butter to go up remove butter
many advanced civilisations already use this to power there space crafts (that wierd hum many spotters have documented is actualy the purring)
ofcourse there is a problem with this,should the cat chew through straps holding the toast then the anti gravity device fails (the cat will land on its feet which will not be too good for the cat for long given a few tons of ufo and really pissed aliens will be coming down on it fast)
excuse the poor wording its not a cut and paste
1) a buttered piece of toast always lands butter side down
2) a cat always lands on its feet
so all you need to do is strap some toast butter side up to your cat and drop it, the cat will fall to certain height and than as the butter and cats feet fight to be on the floor the cat will gently spin in the air (dont worry your cat will enjoy this and begin purring) now to go down add more butter to go up remove butter
many advanced civilisations already use this to power there space crafts (that wierd hum many spotters have documented is actualy the purring)
ofcourse there is a problem with this,should the cat chew through straps holding the toast then the anti gravity device fails (the cat will land on its feet which will not be too good for the cat for long given a few tons of ufo and really pissed aliens will be coming down on it fast)
excuse the poor wording its not a cut and paste