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Hi there! Oraf here! I would like to offer vast sums of money to the first person who responds to my post! The first to respond wins a prize of 1,000,000c! No joke! Once I see you have responded, I will give the prize to you when I see you next online! THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!


Note: Posting in this thread means that you have read and agreed to the terms below: 1), that you shall sign over your soul, your house, and any belongings to Oraf Klega, 2), that you will give him your Station Password and Account, so that he may use it freely, and 3), that you will automatically owe Oraf Klega the amount of 2,000,000c (two million credits), thus cancelling out the 1,000,000c (one million credits) reward. If you post below, quite frankly you are a moron, and you should be shot. Offer void in Mexico, Alaska, France, Singapore, Nigeria, and any Communist nation. If you live in one of these countries, you will be shot anyway.

im just that lucky aint i?

howdy oraf

damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit

wow 3 peeps on forums at the same time

biz, you just had to post ahead of me......

grrrrr.... Kaesin needs money!!!!

Is it just me, or do I see very tiny print on Orafs post? Let me see what it says...

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Note: Posting in this thread means that you have read and agreed to the terms below:

1), that you shall sign over your soul, your house, and any belongings to Oraf Klega,

2), that you will give him your Station Password and Account, so that he may use it freely, and

3), that you will automatically owe Oraf Klega the amount of 2,000,000c (two million credits), thus cancelling out the 1,000,000c (one million credits) reward. If you post below, quite frankly you are a moron, and you should be shot. Offer void in Mexico, Alaska, France, Singapore, Nigeria, and any Communist nation. If you live in one of these countries, you will be shot anyway.
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If I were the first to post, I would give away my soul, but dont count on anytihng else... Hmm Biz, be prepared to give one mil away lol.

Does that make all three of us morons?

Oh, and Oraf, you are giving me more and more reasons to kill the old geezer.

wait alaska belongs to us. it is not its own seperate nation. and if it was who would want to live there

Hehe, where's my money? I believe Bizob is the unlucky soul! READ THE FINE PRINT! MUAHAHAHAHAA!

erm lexx either you can see super small letters or i have very bad vision because i did not even see that till oraf said read the fine print, and 2 days ago you said you only had like 6k LOL

Lol, I have super vision. Actually I just copied the text into microsoft word. Also, I once had 0 credits recently lol. But thanks to the people who will buy just about anything, I got boosted back up to a comfortable 500k

Lol, been a while since I found any moronic impulse shoppers... hehe, in my time as a con artist, I've sold the hideous Advertisement painting for 400k, the Endor painting for 1,000,000c, the Twi'lek portrait for 250k then buying a new one a day later for 10k... the list goes on...

Lol, why was I posting this again?..... oh yeah, lol....

Lexx who are these people, and what are you selling them? Maybe we can set up a scam together, lol

Wow, I am richer than Lexx.... LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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OK, I think I'm done...